stoneism

a religion in which spread your ass cheeks for stones.

seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled

• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.

Josh: Stoneism is so cool, bro!

Dani: Pepe Christ! It is!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

Abbah Stonefisted

When your subjects dont listen to your plan and the battle doesn't even last 5 minutes.

Holy shit, did you check out that battle? Roth got Abbah Stonefisted!

by Eragon28 March 16, 2021

stoneristic

some one who is acting retarded or slow

dude your totally being stoneristic

by stevenn uribes March 11, 2009

stenfish

A sick trickshotter, NOT french.

Best Synergy member ever.
A complete legend.

Stenfish is a fucking monster m8 u gotta add him

by Stenfish September 14, 2013

Stonefiender

Just literal scum of the earth, famously known for stealing from old ladys in the streets and getting fucked by men the name was first ever given to Arran birrell in Basingstoke, UK in 2017

Person: Yo Arran you're a stonefiender!!!
Arran: I love men!!

by Bantonio September 15, 2017

Stoneristic

Wisdom from the begining of time guiding the masses with universal knowledge.

That's stoneristic wisdom.

by Bro Camarena June 7, 2018

Stonish

To pour concrete/drop a boulder on an infidel.
(Figuratively... or literally) to shit on someone.

He said he didn't like tits! Stonish that faggot!

by OppaiGaKawaiiDesu January 9, 2019