sheisse

1) Noun. Americanized version of the German word Scheiße (also: Scheisse) meaning shit (respectively shite/shyte in the UK and Ireland). Slightly less offensive in German than "shit" in American English, though definitely not ok for children or polite conversation.
Used as a plain noun or exclamation.

2) Compound form: sheiss ___ (originally Scheiß-/Scheiss-)
Used as part of an offense/pejorative term or just as an emphasis like "fucking ___". Works with nouns and adjectives.

3) Agent: sheisser (Scheißer/Scheisser)
Used as a pejorative term for a person, comparable to "fuckhead" or "damn jerk".

4) Adjective: sheisse (scheiße/scheisse; also: beschissen)
Used to describe stuff that's broken or just crap. Much handier in English than in German where you have to decline basically everything.

5) Verb: sheissen (scheißen/scheissen)
Never used unless you are really desperate to appear cool.

1) This software is complete sheisse!

Sheisse! I forgot my keys at home.

2) I'm already late and my sheiss car won't work!

Man, it's so sheiss cold today!

3) I asked my best friend to look after my girlfriend while I'm abroad and this sheisser fucked her almost the moment i was gone!

4) This TV-show is so sheisse I can't take it anymore!

5) N/A

by h_k_ May 12, 2009

sheish

The correct spelling of the word "sheesh" which no one seems to appreciate.

Why do you always have to be such a jerk? Sheish!

by tickley42 December 30, 2008

Sheist Meister

A devilishly fiendish individual who exhibits sketchy, suspicious, shady or otherwise wack characteristics.

Damn girl, I can't believe he nabbed your last slice before bouncing, what a Sheist Meister.

by I-C January 16, 2007

Sheisty

To be sheisty,to be a sheist:

To succeed sneakily with mallice
To venture covertley with intent for a personal gain in an subtle manner (sneeky manor)

ie. when your cat steals your spot on the couch he examplifies the true nature of a sheisty mother fucker
note: chanage the spelling and you are sheisty mother fucker
shut up eat a dick

by drunkards May 10, 2008

sheisty

A modern adjectival outgrowth the noun "shyster." The original term refers to someone who behaves in a disreputable or unethical fashion. Thus a "sheisty" person or behavior is one which appears overtly, even lewdly, unscrupulous.

The origin of "shyster" may be from the German "Scheißer" meaning pooper (MW) or from the old use of "shy" meaning disreputable (OED).

The guys at that party were completely sheisty.

You look really sheisty when you grease your chest.

by sheistamatic October 4, 2011

sheistgeist

Derives from the German words, sheisse and geist. Literally, a shit-ghost or phantom shitter. This is a person who defecates outside of a proper facilty and in public places for the sole purpose of offending an unsuspecting passerby after such incident has taken place.

"Petty Officer Brown, did you hear the Captain's chair was hit by the sheistgeist while the ship was in port? The Captain has assigned a watch team in order to apprehend this malevolent perveyor of poop."

by BottomMover October 8, 2005

steisty

The action of being steist

"Damn Daniel back at it again with the White vans. Steisty man!"

by JackL:))) August 27, 2016