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Statusurped

When a comment on your facebook status receives more likes than the status itself - i.e. the status has been usurped.
Goddamnit, Jeff's self-deprecating, incredibly witty and clever comment got 10 more likes than my actual status.

Dude, you've been statusurped.
by CiaraMK July 4, 2012
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statutory ape

Term used to characterize an oppressive majority, set of standards, or other oppressive mainstream institution.

The term was coined by writers Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea in 1975 through the persona of Markoff Chaney, a midget struggling to understand and destroy society's oppressive managerial hierarchy in one of the books of the duo's "Illuminatus! Trilogy."

The relevant passage of the term's context is as follows:

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The Midget, whose name was Markoff Chaney, was no relative of the famous Chaneys of Hollywood, but people did keep making jokes about that. It was bad enough to be, by the standards of the gigantic and stupid majority, a freak; how much worse to be so named as to remind these big oversized clods of the cinema's two most famous portrayers of monstro-freaks; by the time the Midget was fifteen, he had built up a detestation for ordinary mankind that dwarfed (he hated that word) the relative misanthropies of Paul of Tarsus, Clement of Alexandria, Swift of Dublin and even Robert Putney Drake. Revenge, for sure, he would have. He would have revenge...

Damn the science of mathematics itself, the line, the square, the average, the whole measurable world that pronounced him a bizarre random factor. Once and for all, beyond fantasy, in the depth of his soul he declared war on the "statutory ape," on law and order, on predictability, on negative entropy. He would be a random factor in every equation; from this day forward, unto death, it would be civil war: the Midget versus the Digits....
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(n.) "For well over a year, those black kids fought the statutory ape, but to no avail--they ended up getting convicted for crimes they didn't commit."

(adv.) "I got rejected by the NBA again. Apparently geriatrics are automatically disqualified. It's statutory ape, I tell you."
by Siegfried Zaga May 24, 2005
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STATUTARIUS

pronounced(statchitarius) akin to the word Statutory, as in sex with a minor. also Sagittarius, The Archer
November 23 to December 21. A person need not be born in the month of November or December to acquire such a title.
R. Kelly sings up some good R&B. Too bad he's a Statutarius.
Good ol' Father Flaherty, I remember being in the kindygarted and him making me kneel with my pecker in the snow because he wanted a cold one!! He's such a "statutarius".
by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007
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Statutoralicious

A young woman, or man, who looks extremely attractive, while at the same time being obviously underage.
Dang son, that 16 year old is so statutoralicious I think I need a minute to regroup!!
by Rico Weaver June 16, 2008
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statustician

one who is concerned about their status
fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician
by bob October 15, 2003
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Statutory Rape

Dating or fucking a minor when you are over 18
Kadin will be arrested for statutory rape once he is eighteen because he only screws little boys.
by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016
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Statutory rape

Statutory rape is when an adult has sexual contact with a minor. It is illegal because minors can not consent, for the exception of romeo/juliet laws
"Hey Brenda, you hear about Peter being arrested for statutory rape last night, turns out he was having sex with a 14 year old! Its so disgusting..he's in his 40s! Im so glad that statutory rape law exists!"
by Partofme December 5, 2018
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