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Starbucks

A coffeehouse chain originating from the original Starbucks founded in Seattle, Washington State in 1971. Starbucks originally sold only coffee beans and eqiupment refusing to exspand untill it was under new ownership in 1987. It's really the new owners that fucked it up.

Exspensive coffee but it's good, and their workers receive full benefits.
Dude: "You shouldn't go to Starbucks 'cause like someone told me theres these things called free-trades or something and theres this like globalization thing I heard about on the news one time, and Starbucks is bad or something... well, I'm goin' go smoke some more pot now."

Me: "Yes I go to Starbucks occasionally but it's the only coffeehouse I know of where I live and I've never seen a Dunkin' Donuts before in my life."
by Native Washingtonian April 28, 2008
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staunch

1. very loyal and committed - adjective

2. Stop or restrict - verb
1. He was a staunch supporter of the cause

2. The medic staunched the flow of blood from the wound
by Haruspex August 9, 2008
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Starbucks Couple

The relationship between a Starbucks barista and a customer in which the barista often provides the customer with free or reduced price coffee beverages or other Starbucks products. In return, the customer often gives the barista tips. This creates a give-and-take relationship dependent on the consumption of Starbucks brand goods and thus exists only within the establishment.
Dylan Aaron and that one barista working at the Starbucks in the U-mall are the cutest Starbucks couple ever.
by dmaaron June 8, 2011
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Starbuck Bitch

Usually in the form of a woman or a severe heomosexual, that insists on waking up in the morning throwing on a pair of dirty sweatpants and UGG boots, throwing on there Northface jacket, putting there hair in a ponytail, but pulling strands of hair out to represent that they had a rough night. As you see them they are always accompanied with a Starbucks Coffee and are bitching extremely louding about how rough of a night they had. Although everyone kows she only does it for attention because she is an attention whore
I Cannot fucking stand that stupid starbuck bitch.
by Eric Crenshaw November 17, 2009
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starpunch

Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.
Jerm: I totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
Lace: Thats really gross man.
by destroyer145 June 10, 2013
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Starbucks Child

A child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look "swagilicious". Often seen in groups of bitchy 12 year olds.
Delila- "OMG LOOK WHAT I GOT IT IS A TRENTA MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH 4 PUMPS OF CARAMEL"
Summer- "OMG THAT IS SO SWAGGY, LETS PUT IT ON OUR SNAPCHAT"
Onlooker- "ew starbucks child"
by jammydodgers66 December 24, 2014
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Starbuck

First mate on the "Pequod" in Herman Melville's 1851 novel "Moby Dick."
"Halloa! Starbuck's astir, said the rigger. He's a lively
chief mate, that; good man, and a pious; but all alive now..."
by static244 December 22, 2005
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