shawkward

shy and awkward mixed together.

Girl 1: "Come on! He totally likes you!"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I don't see it...he's so shawkward."

by nutshack August 20, 2012

stankard

simply - a tankard of stink

"oi, pass me that stankard"

by unclekraker June 14, 2008

stallwart

A person (in or out of a motor vehicle) who is blocking a passageway. Usually used in reference to a slow moving car or a slow moving person blocking a walkpath.

It took us twenty minutes longer to get to our destination because there were many stallwarts on the road.

by Queenpin April 5, 2009

slawkward

a combination of the word "slow" and "awkward"; a person who makes others uncomfortable by he/she's lack of personality.

"Jeez Emily TALK, why do you have to be so slawkward!?"

by xrachelmagnoliax August 19, 2008

Stalkwarding

When talking with someone in person, trying not to seem like you know too much about them despite having stalked them on Facebook and knowing details of their life.

I have a feeling that this guy is Stalkwarding me

by Interius July 16, 2021

talkward texting

when neither of the parties want to stop texting but neither can think of a subject to talk about.

1. "ya"
2. "haha"
1. "haha"
2. "ya"
1. "sooo.."
2. "soo.."
1. "lol i think we are talkward texting"

by spankyy420 April 12, 2011

Stalkario

A stalkario is a man who likes to seduce women who stalk him; I invented this word after a friend of mine pursued a woman who was stalking him. it's a version of lothario.

'He is such a stalkario."

by Inita Hardwon February 21, 2012