I hope you fall down a staircase

A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.

I hope you fall down a staircase <3
I hope you don't trip but fall down a staircase <3

by TaylorSwift123456789RMNDS <AZX October 24, 2023

staircase group

a group in which each person in the group only has a one year age difference.

Blue Ivy Carter is 5, North Kardashian West is 4, and Harley Loraine Tiller is 3. They are a "staircase group"

by futurebillionare June 29, 2017

Staircase pussy

Hiding at secluded stairwells to have oral or PIV sex

He's not picking up your call cause he's getting staircase pussy

by 4amclub January 16, 2019

Staircase food

A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.

Ocassionally smoking at a staircase led me to an argument with a bitch having staircase food.

by doodling June 23, 2011

Staircase Head

Someone who you walk all over to get to the next step up. Generally in a relationship or job.

James is such a staircase head. I got him to lie to the boss so I could get a promotion

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020

Lindsay Fox's staircase

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.

Y'know, when I meet Lindsay Fox's staircase, I'd like to buy it several beers.

by mickolotopus August 22, 2023