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hit a stain

To hit a stain is to rob someone (usually for drugs)
I hit a stain on a dealer and got the stash and his cash
by 6330 July 8, 2016
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chuckle stain

Underwear that has a shit stain caused from laughing too hard.
To avoid a chuckle stain, the man tried to get home quickly to soak his underwear after shitting them at the comedy club.
by WildBaldMonk February 8, 2009
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Clown Stain

N. the residual mark left on your sheets from an individual with an excessive application of make-up, and/or bronzer.
"Dude, I can't come over. I have to do some laundry because your mom left a clown stain on my sheets."
by Berrytone™ January 8, 2010
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Slap Stain

A mark or "stain" left on someone's body after being slapped or "necked".
*Friend gets slapped*, "Oooh you got a slap stain!"
by Slap'n Cap'n October 5, 2016
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stain

1. To steal something
2. To take something
1. Aye did you see joker’s crew hit a stain on that bank?
2. I’m about to stain Bears moneyline
by butchcoolidge February 25, 2022
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Spaint

The word spaint generally refers to a deficit of maintenance.

Word Origin & History: a word coined in 2007, spaint is a derivative of the word spent intended to exaggerate the original meanings of spent with several additional connotations, which can be derived from context of usage. Spaint is a versatile word that can function as any part of speech except as a pronoun, preposition, or conjunction.

noun. spaint a spaint
1. a person, place, or thing in an unmaintained state.
2. a spaint; a person who habitually lacks maintenance.

adjective. spaint
1. a modifier describing something or someone in an unmaintained state.

verb. spaint, spainting , spainted
1. to become spaint; to act in such a way so as to decrease the level of maintenance of a person, place, or thing.
2. to willfully achieve a state of altered consciousness, diminished sobriety, or questionable maintenance.
3. to spend money or use resources unwisely.

adverb. spaintly

1. to do something in a spaint manner

interjection spaint!
1. an exclamation used to describe a general lack of maintenance or to bring others' attention to either a general or particular instance of lacking maintenance.
1. "Its not going to be a good day today, I feel spaint in the air."
2. "Don't smoke meth, George; you don't want to become a spaint."
3. "After drinking too many PBRs, George became a spaint son."
4. "I can't believe Peter spaint his bike into the wet concrete, how could he not see it."
5. "George spaint himself on the crack pipe."
6. "George spaint all his money on soda, and all his time watching television."
7. "George drove the golf cart so spaintly he crashed it into a sand trap."
8. "In response to George's crash-landing in the sand trap, his passenger Will turned to him and yelled 'spaint!'"
by spaintson May 7, 2013
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Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph is craptastic town in N.W. Missouri, home of the 'futuristic' McDonald's that will be serving the already obese citizens unlimited fries.

It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.
by gingersnap15 June 5, 2016
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