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Stacking

the act of gently taking your lover by the hand,

leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.

roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.

depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,

or turned away.

most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.

the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.

this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.

this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.

(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)

wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
"I really feel closer to Johnny after our first stacking session;
it was sublime!"

"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."

"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
by Turdly Bugglestein October 3, 2011
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Stacking

The act of 'stacking' several steroids together during a cycle.
I've stacked Dianabol and Deca Durabolin and will likely see gains upwards of 20lbs or more in 8 weeks.
by Diesel_Smoke January 18, 2005
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stack

To be able to apply more than once, or combine with something else that has the same effect. Comes from video games and pen-and-paper RPGs.
The flyer says "30% off all jeans". Does that stack with the student discount?
by Seahen June 26, 2011
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stacking

when one girl gets on top another and u have sex with both of them.
i was stacking jenny and tiffany last night!!! it was great!!!
by rok_star May 20, 2008
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Stacks

Noun

\ˈstaks\

An elaborate hairstyle resulting in multiple layers and textures. Typically rendered by utilizing several styling techniques including weave extensions and braiding.
"And this bitch got like 12 stacks in her head, old school bitch. She got like stacks on the left, stacks on the right"

Artist: Mannie Fresh
Album: The Mind of Mannie Fresh
Song: Pussy Power
by J.A. Johnson September 29, 2011
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stacked

complementary approval of a body's big bulges
QUESTION: Did you see how tight his/her clothes fit.
Answer : Yeah. Those bulges really show how stacked he/she is.
by alonSo October 18, 2016
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Stacking

The most awersome game ever played ever. Not Jenga but very much like Jenga. However not Jenga. Stacking is a game only played by cool people.
Lets go for a jolly good game of Stacking
by Pepe the goat November 13, 2010
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