squirfect

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy

That shag carpet is squirfect

by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014

squirister

Noun skwir-ist-a
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)

1. "You there squirister! One day ye will be promoted to a Chief sire of thee whopper soc."
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."

This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.

by JAshton August 7, 2006

Squirra

Have sex with somebody in the same vein that squirrels would have sex.

1. Did you squirra that girl last night?
2. I'd squirra that chick.

by WizzzKhalifa May 19, 2011

Squirbble

Similar to a scratch, a squirbble is a scratch done by moving your hand inward and outward like a claw. To be a squirbble, the scratch MUST be done with affection. Squirbbling is the act of giving a squirble.

My friend was upset so i gave her a squirbble on the back to make her feel better.

She squirbbled my back today as she passed by.

by CloverSushi October 30, 2012

Squirberting

It means what I saw it means.

"I don't know what a squirberting is I'm gonna add it to the urban dictionary."

"Ok."

by Squirbert Jonson August 26, 2021

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014

cummy squirms

When you edge yourself too much that it makes your body tremble uncontrollably.

Dustin edged himself so much to the point where he got the cummy squirms.

by tammyjoenrichiebaby January 19, 2023