To squid someone is to call one out on either a moronic or unfunny joke, or a moronic or unfunny act. First, Friend A makes a statement, next Friend B tries to call Friend A out with something he assumed was funny, but was actually dimwitted. So you begin the gesture of tapping knuckles with Friend B to make him excited about his presumed funny joke. Exactly before the contact is made between Friend B's fist and yours, you drop all four fingers downward in a limp fashion and yell "Squid!"
Friend B realizes what he said or did was stupid and not funny and is subsequently embarrassed for his action.
Great for retaliation following a 'your mom's a...', 'your face is' and finally 'that's what he said.'
Friend B realizes what he said or did was stupid and not funny and is subsequently embarrassed for his action.
Great for retaliation following a 'your mom's a...', 'your face is' and finally 'that's what he said.'
Friend A: "Can you pass me some more creamer for my coffee?"
Friend B: "How about I give you some man-cream instead?"
You: "Ha, I know, right?" Then you reach your fist out and before contact is made with Friend B, engage the squid formation. Then say, "Squid!"
Past tense: "You just got squided."
Friend B: "How about I give you some man-cream instead?"
You: "Ha, I know, right?" Then you reach your fist out and before contact is made with Friend B, engage the squid formation. Then say, "Squid!"
Past tense: "You just got squided."
by enjayess March 26, 2009
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term used to describe young canadian motorcyclists who cry when they are pulled over by law enforcement officers.
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Get the squid mug.A new kid in a group, or generally someone new in an established group of people. Comes from Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.
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Get the squid mug.squid is basically the same thing as saying "sike" but the new version of it, to do a squid you go to shake your friends hand and then pull it away while saying "SQUID!" can be very funny at times.
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Get the squid mug.A person who responds to anonymous sex/casual hookup ads posted on-line. Can be used in a general sense to describe people of either sex seeking either gay or straight sex, but is more commonly used to refer to older gay men responding to ads posted by younger men, whether or not they expect some kind of compensation.
A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."
A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."
Ted needed some extra cash and also was hoping to meet someone who could maybe point him to a better job, so he posted a few ads on Craigslist, trawling for squid. But with his lousy luck, he got busted by an undercover statie when he went to go blow some dude at a highway reststop.
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