squirmy

Kinkily devious and/or cunning.

Bugger, he's one squirmy dude.

by Martti Ojanen October 14, 2003

worm-squirm

worm-squirm

Worm-squirm. n. The act in which two or more males insert their flacid penises into a woman's vagina and then wiggle them into erections; At this point the worm-squirm is over and a double/multiple penetration commences. Often the insertion is aided by a rod or other plunging-type device. (see also worm-squirming, worm-squirmed)

W. and his new friend wanted to make their friendship official and decided to worm-squirm the foreign exchange student in their German class.

by m55555555 July 1, 2011

squeam

What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.

Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.

The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.

by Bloopy January 11, 2009

Squirmish

(1) Sarah Palin trying to say skirmish (2) Two worms fighting each other

Sarah Palin, "Did you see that squirmish?"

Jon Stewart, "Two worms are fighting?"

by 13thirtyseven April 25, 2011

squerkle

An attempted fart that has an unexpected and unwanted follow through.

I was at a party and tried to fart, but I ended up with a squerkle in my pants.

by Dazzling69 April 6, 2008

anal squeamish

When one walks up to a friend or partner, and gently taps them on the gluttious maximus; and the recipient of the touch pulls away as if he or she is being penetrated. Then one would be considered anal squeamish.

Harry:Hey man hows it going? (Taps Llyod on the gluttious maximus)
Llyod: WHOA!!! (Jumps for fear)
Harry: What are you? Anal Squeamish?

by Rump_roast February 8, 2007

squirmish

A skirmish that makes Tea Partiers squeamish.

Sarah Palin was wondering if the situation in Libya was a war, or a squirmish.

by CryingPrunes April 14, 2011