Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.

Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

squeee

An exclamation of Joy/ Greeting amongst close friends.

person a) on seing person b): "Squeee! It's great to see you!"
Person b): {generally hugs} "Squeee! Indeed, fancy going for Coffee?"

Alternative:

"Oh wow! Oh Squeee! That's fantastic"

by Baloobas April 26, 2005

MAIN-SQUEEZE

The girl/woman you'll always have strong,intimate feelings for. No matter what. The person that gives you unimaginable drive to do whatever you set your mind to. Who makes you unbelievably happy and makes your butterflies' butterflies' have butterflies. The person who you have no problem completely opening up to. A person who's your girlfriend and your bestfriend; who you can tease and get made fun of back and it's completely and "toats" "k". It's a person who instead of saying you automatically felt a spark/connection with, you say you felt fireworks. It's simply that one and only ultimate other-half. That one person, that you know, has changed your life for the better. "Simply Because..."

Randy: Man.
Dominic: What?
Randy: Jasleen Bain's is my Main-Squeeze. Without a doubt.
Dominic: Yeah, I can tell.
Randy:It's no secret. I'm proud to say it. To everyone.

by DINGLEBERRY ;] October 20, 2010

squeebel

Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.

Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.

by rsguy225 October 28, 2018

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle

the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me

by boomer315 January 20, 2011

Beef Squeegee

A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.

Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.

by carlton spoona'ge April 21, 2018