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Squeet

Our new house is 2500 squeet.
by MOA October 31, 2004
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Squeet

Its a short form for square feet. Square + Feet = Squeet
Hey Steve my man, what's the squeet of that door schedule?
by fatherpain October 28, 2005
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squeet

Verb -- A simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.

Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'
"Klye and Maile were engaged in harmonious love making when they experienced the most amazing squeet of their life."

"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?
by LittleWinston March 26, 2010
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Squeeter

When a class in a high school isn’t as hard as it is supposed to be, it is a squeeter.
“Man, my Physics Honors class is a squeeter.”
by The real Han Solo January 25, 2018
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Squeet

Like a laugh, but through your anus. Can be a side effect of too much reet, or prolonged exposure to yeeting. A reet can never be a squeet, but a squeet can be a sub-category or pre-currsor to a yeet.
"Bethany Robinson knew it was coming. The silent squeet she had squeeted began to cascade into reets of yeets.
by Ram Ranch Randal January 10, 2020
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reet squeet

Adjective

"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.
1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.
by Qwertypop1 April 26, 2011
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squeet

Ryan's combination of the giddy fan expression "squee" and the word sweet. It would refer to something that is both incredibly awesome and inspiring of a fan squeal of enthusiasm.
Squeet! I just got a Ferrari.
by hicsilver October 16, 2008
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