squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

squaunch

A gram of weed.

Ima squaunch you

by squaunchmaster June 10, 2018

Squanch

Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.

“Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”

by Squancher69 November 23, 2019

Squancheekchok

Squancheekchok is a diety who is the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Squancheekchok is commonly used as an exclamation or curse word, and was the most common cat name in 2019.

Girl: Squancheekchok! I forgot my purse!
Boy: You better pray to Squancheekchok that it's still at the bar

by Beepta November 29, 2019

Squanch

To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.

I will squanch this dude.

by Shekelboy April 1, 2020

Squancho

A man or woman who gets it while it’s good.

Man you are one of them squancho types man.

by Mancho November 19, 2021

squanch

When you squeeze someones balls so hard that they make the noise squanch and unidentified liquid flys about putting the male is in a stupendous pain and wishes he could be black and go back to the 1800s

Girl: I had a fight with reece yesterday i squanched his balls

by tyron mings could win the worl November 24, 2021