squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.

Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

by TheeSquawkingDragon July 19, 2011

Squacked Out

Anyone who is high on meth and attempting to project (by project i mean clean, organize, alphabetize, disassemble, attempt to reassemble, categorize or just plain destroy in an effort to understand how it works or make it better) on the nearest computer, cell phone, disorganized bedroom or closet, bicycle, car interior or exterior, bathroom, squack box (box filled with random crap said tweeker has picked up during his/her many useless hours spent high) or a garage.

Holy shit Martha did you see how squacked out that guy was? I think that was an old 8 track he had disassembled on his front lawn.

by two lips April 20, 2010

squandiferous

cool, awesome, or amazing "used in the show family guy"

get ready for the most squandiferous pudding pop you'd ever seen

by as23 August 4, 2010

Squawky Porky

A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.

"What's that dark, slimy thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just a Squawky Porky"

by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017

Squan Flu

The illness developed from living in the crack shacks of Manasquan, NJ for the summer months.

Dude, I woke up with a sore throat this morning.

Probably coming down with a case of Squan Flu.

by sherman11 July 20, 2009

squanch

The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.

1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)

by 50CABBAGES January 5, 2016