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Dirty Selena

The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then preceding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I tried a dirty Selena last night, it definitely made a difference to the taste!!!
by Michiefor September 29, 2020
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selena gomezing

When I boy/girl ejaculates when seeing a picture of selena Gomez
Jimmy was scrolling through pictures when he started Selena gomezing after he saw a picture of Selena Gomez.
by TeeNick November 3, 2013
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Selena

A weird ass child that loves mamma Mia so much that she knows all the lines!
She’s absolutely stunning and super nice! But give her her space, or else!
Sebastian: is Selena busy today??
Olivia: leave her alone she’s not looking for a relationship!
by Jeffrey.the.duck March 8, 2019
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Selena Gomez

The only female Disney star under the age of 18 who is a good role model to younger viewers. She is said to 'take over' Miley Cyrus's place. Thats completely false.
Selena will never be that ugly, untalented, slutty, or fake. Her tv show Wizards of Waverly Place is becoming to be a huge hit. Her music career is slowly becoming successful BECAUSE she has talent. The only reason Miley's music career is doing good is because her hit tv show Hannah Montana is based on her poor singing.

Sorry miley, but you're going to fail and watch selena rise to the top.
Unlike miley cyrus, selena gomez has talent. She's beautiful and has self respect.
Thank god she's here to save us from slutty cyrus.
by PHOTO. October 7, 2008
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Selena

One of the best Latin artists ever. She was the first woman to become a Tejano singer, which consisted of men. Her band consisted of her family, friends, and husband, Chris Perez. She sold many record world wide....She was killed by her fan club president on March 31, 1995, but her music and memory lives on...
Some of Selena's best songs were Dreaming of You, Coma la flor, amor prohibido, and bidi bidi bom bom.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005
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Selena Gomez

An Disney Channel actress.Good friends with other Disney Channel stars like Miley Cyrus,Emily Osment,Demi Lovato,and all the rest of them.She is friends with Miley Cyrus,even though they played enemies on Hannah Montana,Is a singer,and sang the theme song to her new show on Disney Channel,Wizards of Waverly Place
Everything is not what it seems,does Alex(Selena Gomez) know that!
by Meena December 28, 2007
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Dirty Selena

A nasty bitch who likes to spice things up... literally. She will drizzle diablo sauce on the tip of the penis and slip it in just to feel the sensation of burning in her vag.
Dirty Selena put her partner in immense pain after the diablo sauce gave full affect.
by HiQualiti April 25, 2020
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