Spreadater

When a male or female bends over. Then takes the index & middle finger from each hand. Inserts their fingers into the anus. Then spreads the anus open, like Predators mouth.

Spreadater:
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."

by SQUATTER79 March 4, 2021

Mega-spread

The act of spreading your ass cheaks so far that you don’t have to wipe

Bro I know we don’t have any toilet paper, I’ll just mega-spread.

by Dirtykev3216 April 7, 2019

spike-and-spread

the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.

"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."

Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"

by Deep and Wide September 18, 2013

SpreadFax

noun.

the list of sexual partners anyone has been with

-to "spread" is to "open up one's legs" and engage in sexual acts-
SpreadFax is a play on CarFax but is a word of mouth history of anyone that the potential partner has been with sexually

Anthony: that's my new girl friend, she has a rocky past but i think i like her
Marcus: Well i heard she's been around, you better get her SpreadFax

by Nanz October 1, 2012

Spread Em.

1. When you spread your legs like a whore.

2. Or maybe when your horny and you do that because your horny.

Avery spreaded her legs like a slut because she liked it.

Spread Em.

by Tylertops July 6, 2016

legs-a-spread

a game played in the 1800s to the early 1900s in which two men strip there pants and sit with spread legs with the feet together and slap each other's testicals tell one admits defeat.

me and my buddy played a game of legs-a-spread I slapped his balls so hard he threw up after

by nds22 April 25, 2014

Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.

Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.

by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007