sprankled

The very moment when your feet, or more common, your ankle hurts so bad that you feel as if having someone gnawing it off would somehow make you feel better.

I've been standing all day, and now my feet feel like they've been sprankled.

by kouga May 3, 2006

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

home spackle

synonomous to "homie" but NOT synonomous with crack spackle, but especially not synonomous with peanut spackle.

Def. 1: good friend or comrade
Def. 2: similar to home slice or homey as this home spackle is a reminder of good friends from home.

"What up home spackle?"

by Terry C. June 28, 2005

love spackle

The sometimes thick and usually sticky amalgam of sexual lubricants and semen from the vagina and penis that are the remains of sexual intercourse. It usually accumalates in the butt crack of the partner in the lower position due to gravity.

I need a shower, this love spackle is starting to set.

by Luther Felonuis G. IV August 28, 2006

spackle

To explosively pound out a liquified dump, typically in to a toilet but not exclusively, that sprays uncontrollably all over the sidewalls of the bowl and your own ass. Due to it's uncontrollability and power, many people have spackled there pants, own legs and anything in a 4' radius just short of sitting down. It often resembles what pudding being fired out of a shotgun would look like.

I drank 20 budweisers last night and went on to spackle not only my undies but the toilet bowl, seat, my legs, shoes and bathroom floor.

by Adam Burgee October 10, 2006

Cock Spackle

Someone who, in the process of beatin' their dick all over a woman's face, proceeds to bust a nut on her face and use their cock to spackle their skeetle all over her, much in the same manner as a painter or other craftsman.

Damn, I blew a wad on that bitches face and cock spackled it all over!

by Sir Skeets A-Lot October 3, 2006

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' January 11, 2009