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Scrabble Smugness

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).
Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.
by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009
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spab

A mythical being which functions as a scapegoat for message board sociopaths. Having chased the real spab off the internet, sociopaths and their friends continue to find 'spab' useful as an all powerful ghost-like entity on which to blame their various internet foibles in order to excuse each other's poor characters and bad behaviors and maintain their allegiences for future troll gang attacks and wars.
I never told your deep secrets to others and got you continually attacked. It must have been Spab.

That Spab made me use Chelsea Charms' boobs as my avatar and claim to be her on a message board and also plagarize other boards and post debate information as if it were my own.

Spab destroys all my friendships because she is all powerful and everywhere and the reason couldn't be me, even though I also have no friends in real life either and everyone has always hated me everywhere I go. Damn that Spab!

It wasn't us that killed Cyrus, it was them! It was the Warriors! Er.. I mean Spab!!!
by spiritual entity June 20, 2007
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We grilled out last saturday; it was spab!
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playing scrabble

A "code" word used between guys to mean hooking up with a girl.
Guy 1: Hey, you down for working out at the gym tonight?

Guy2:Nah man, I'm playing scrabble with the girlfriend again.

Guy 1:Alright..
by scrabbleplayer69 February 27, 2010
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Sarabear

A hyper, Sweet Girl. Always there for you. Generally gives great advice. Sexy;P LOVES TURTLES. Can be weird sometimes but in a Good way!! Shes usually ALWAYSS Nice. Shes SOOO Fun to be around. Shes funny as hell sometimes, And shes A AMAZING HUGGER!!! dam.. And shes JUST A FLAT OUT AWESOME GIRL!!
You're such a Sarabear
by Myrtle The Turtle1244 July 1, 2011
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scrabblegasm

Any sentence, fragment or single word (real or not) that is needlessly loquacious, bombastically magniloquent, or just generally verbose for the sole purpose of scoring big points in some pretend game of Scrabble.

Also the act of enjoying (too much) the partaking of, creating or perpetuating the of such a phrase.
Larry: "please exculpate me whence I soliloquize"
Joanne: "omg scrabblegasm!"
by oizys September 10, 2008
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sirabdude

Someone who appears weird and random, but secretly plots to enslave your mind to insanity.
Often makes references to female genitalia.
Cannot loose an argument.
Advisory: Be careful when approaching.
Dude, that guy is so weird.
Nah man, he's just sirabdude.
We should run.
Yep.
by sirabdude September 25, 2013
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