One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.
What a spooner, he must have money.
by william graham January 29, 2007
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2) the erection that results from spooning furiously
2) the erection that results from spooning furiously
Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"
Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"
Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"
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When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.
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Meaning spectacular and successful to the minds of the people involved. A spoondiferous event is often seen as silly or irrelevant to the general population but regard as a positive result by the people involved
The word is a derivation from the catch phrase spoon used by the cartoon character named 'The Tick'.
Meaning spectacular and successful to the minds of the people involved. A spoondiferous event is often seen as silly or irrelevant to the general population but regard as a positive result by the people involved
The word is a derivation from the catch phrase spoon used by the cartoon character named 'The Tick'.
In a spoondiferous display Billy set a new world record for holding the most hot dogs under his armpits whilst riding a bicycle.
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