Aggressive Spooning 

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.

Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.

Aggressive Spooning by Dinde October 14, 2008

Sproking 

1.To kinky whip someone with a chain.

2.To do a whipping motion, saying sproke everytime you do it, to someone walking away as a joke.

Brooke said "Hi" to Mr. Nathan, but as he was walking away, she did the sproking motion as a joke.

Sproking by Am. August 21, 2009

Spooning 

Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.

Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah

Spooning by nichosal December 20, 2013

Spooning 

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!

Spooning by Jeff K October 2, 2002

Fly Snooking 

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.

Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.

Fly Snooking by Sic Wills September 6, 2008

phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!

Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?

phone spooning by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012

Pillow Spooning 

The act of spooning with a girl that you want to have sex with. Instead of having sex you try and fight the urge by placing a pillow between you two. It is also called the S&L!

"Last night, I hecka wanted to bang this chick and all we ended up doing was pillow spooning till like 6 am"

Pillow Spooning by Keith the nice hotel worker May 3, 2014