Spoo

Residue left behind from anal sex.
A combination of spunk and poo

Damn bro I stabbed her in the choccy starfish and she dripped spoo on my duvet

by Ryleen the dream June 18, 2023

deja spoo

That moment you are banging someone and you realize you had sex with them a while back, but had forgotten all about them.

I think I'm having a "deja spoo" moment, suddenly she looks familiar...

by Fry guy22 July 13, 2017

Spoo

When someone doesn't know that a pun is just there "because" it doesn't need to be factual or significant in any way. This is especially true for people named Scott.

Scott didn't realize that the pun Spoo-key was just a play on words and not something to be analyzed.

by Circusbrain October 25, 2023

Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo

Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!

by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025

Spoo

Spoo is when you have it coming out both ends so combining the two bodily functions gives you a combination of Spew and Poo.

It has caused the downfall of many good arses since the first known official diagnosed incident involving a 32 year old Melbourne man after drinking beer for four days straight and eating just beef jerky.

I won’t be at work Monday boss as I have a shocking case of Spoo and can’t move.

by The g machine November 5, 2019