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Spock has a beard

Days when nothing seems to go right, as if you have had a transporter accident and beamed into a parallel universe where everything is harsher, more vile, and more difficult. Just as you begin to wonder why you seem to be so out of sync with things, you notice that Spock has a beard.
You are headed to work by the route you take every day, but the buses are running off schedule, so suddenly you are running late. Then you find that your usual coffee spot got burned down in the riots the night before. You get to the train to find that your usual train has broken down, so there are almost double the passengers on the next one, and you have to stand all the way. Finally, you get to work to find your boss is pissed that you missed the morning meeting that you didn't get the notice for yesterday anyway. And so it goes all day. Finally, you get home, crack a beer, switch on the tube, and only old re-runs of Star Trek are playing, but you notice that Spock has a beard.
by morbidius June 17, 2011
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Spocklet

The name of a piece of javascript code that can be used in a Browser Bookmark to perform some function to enhance game play in the game Mafia Wars. Used primarily to prevent repetitive clicking actions.
The War Machine Registration Spocklet is Awesome, it was fast and easy to register for the Mock War.

Man the RepeatJob Spocklet has saved me from getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
by Pistol Pete of Spockholm April 17, 2011
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Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.
That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.
by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015
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Spoco

A racist term used within gaming
DAMN FUCKING SPOCO’S
by Sburma June 1, 2022
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Stocko

Typically a group of girls organized by a male friend & invited to a party or a hangout to mingle with gents.
Gents, who's organizing stocko this weekend.
by Ta_Magenge October 15, 2020
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Spockin

a. Something that is logically bad-ass

b. Stems from two words: Spock and Rockin'. Spock, who is a Vulcan in the extensive universe of Star Trek, is a most logical alien-man. You may know him to be played by Zachary Quinto in the most recent rendering of the kick-butt, sci-fi movie. The guy with the awesome bowl-cut and pointed ears? Yes, that would be Spock.

Rockin' is used to describe something that is very awesome. So awesome that it cannot be simply described by the mundane word of "awesome."

c. Together, you have Spockin.
"Dude, Frances named her car the Enterprise! That is Spockin!"

OR

"Dude, that was a Spockin study session!"

OR

"Dude, that documentary on how squirrels are actually inter-dimensional beings was Spockin!"
by Spockin_chick March 15, 2010
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Spock On

Spock On is friendly phrase similar to Rock ON, or Hello, Good Job, Cheers, Etc. The term is often found used by players of the game Mafia Wars. The origins of the name come from the team at Spockholm that coined the phrase to unite its fan base.
We just found a solution to that new Bug, Spock On!

TGIF, Spock On!
by Pistol Pete of Spockholm April 12, 2011
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