sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.

Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.

by Crucius May 27, 2008

Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.

When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005

lickety split

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.

Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

split log

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.

That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.

by Xeonith August 7, 2014

spitefunding

Spitefunding is a way to monetize the hate of others . It’s a method of obtaining objects you don’t need through the donations of social media followers. If somebody on twitter pisses you off , you can ask your followers to submit donations in order to obtain objects as a result of that persons attempt to shame you. The method was invented by failed author, media personality and troll, Michael Malice , under the advice of Libertarian Comic and skank , Dave Smith

That Vox reporter lied about me in that article!! In honor of that lying reporter , I will be Spitefunding donations to acquire a first edition copy of “ The art of the deal” signed by President Donald Trump .

by B.M. Rivera October 5, 2019

Spitemowing

SPITEMOWING /spʌɪtˈməʊɪŋ / noun
When your neighbours are assholes and let their kids scream in the garden until 1am whilst they get pissed. So you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things.

you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things. Knowing they're suffering from gigantic hangovers. Spitemowing

by Jaymz1976 April 16, 2023