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When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.
That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.
by Xeonith August 07, 2014

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He's pretty fucking srs.
I hear Blake is being pretty serious tonight, after all, he is fucking Serious Blake.
by Xeonith August 23, 2008

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