fanny splat

the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.

please don't fanny splat my pillow.

i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.

by fannysplatter February 9, 2010

Double Splat

When You Decide To Skydive Without A Parachute And Before Going Splat You Decide To Masturbate. Upon Conclusion The Jizz Splats In Your Face And Then You Go Splash.

NY Dream Way Of Dying Is Via Double Splat.

by J_S_Bjobs September 17, 2018

splat dualies main

A basic bitch who wants to be cool so they play splat dualies purely for the attempt of adding a coolness factor by going akimbo

I’m a splat dualies main
You’re not cool dude let it go

by Some girl741 June 8, 2023

Cunt splat

A person who is very!! annoying and is is comparable with virginal discharge.

You Fucking Cunt Splat!!

by Mr mike Hunt July 23, 2010

Drip Splat

When a girl sucks your dick and you cum on her face

My nigga K went drip splat on this girls face

by SKIIIII-BAAAAAL October 30, 2011

splat

an asterisk. Used by UK computer people. Because it looks like something squashy, like mashed potato, that has hit a wall in a comic (like the Beano) accompanied by the word SPLAT!

IT help desk. 'Hit the splat key'

by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

the splat

slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.

Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat


Jake: dude, i'm eating.

by drivingat30_sue January 13, 2009