butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

by BG Thomas May 4, 2008

Splatter shot

When one deficates (usually in violent squirts) all over the bathroom of an enemy; this includes walls, shower curtains, hand towels, ect.

I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.

by optimusprime69notreallythough October 18, 2008

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 22, 2006

splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.

Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007

guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)

Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

splatter cannon

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad as fuck and I heard she got that yummy coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019