Spladge

To come on a girls back and then slap it to make it 'spladge'

I spladged on her back for her birthday

by Dezakathejazzman April 9, 2007

Splerg

Meaning to ejaculate

Dude, last night i accidently splerged all over my sheets.

by Jheilman July 3, 2005

splange

The slightly over eger weed smoker who hogs the joints, gets way too high and and doesn't put in.

"I can't fucking believe this Matt you prick, next time you come round you'd better bring some weed, you fucking splange."

by Gazbenandbevan February 25, 2007

splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

splurgun

general disgust and anger at someone. normally followed by a punch to the face

you trod on my new shoes, you splurgun

by Jym September 17, 2006

spargazy

girl sucks genitals like a cigar slowly stroking the penis in a twist motion. whilst her second hand minds the steptials (scrotum) like she is lighting the cigar in a grabing motion.

blowjob with ball play aka spargazy

by loafa aka langer February 25, 2009

Splaugh

When you are just taking a sip of your beverage of choice, and your friend tells a really funny joke, causing you to spit your beverage out because you are laughing so hard you can't swallow.

I was really enjoying my beer, until my friend made that comment and I splaughed all over him.

by Coon Ass April 22, 2009