Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.

I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.

by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021

spite moustache

A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.

Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.

by Morgan Arrija June 11, 2011

Spite Stream

Starting a livestream just to spite someone that you pissed off.

I just started a spite stream because of those angry kids on CS:GO

by Marei May 31, 2017

spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.

Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months

by kingofcope May 22, 2021

Spite Sink

To Berman your car

I want to get a new Porsche. I guess I’ll just spite sink my Tesla.

by Zips dogg August 11, 2019

spite uncite

The act of removing citations to another person's work from your own paper out of malice or resentment. This is most relevant to academic fields of research, though could be applied in other contexts as well.

"Dr. Smith was so condescending today that I am going to spite uncite him from my upcoming paper in Science!"

by Lady Beni January 29, 2019

mortar spite

Setting off a mortar strike on a teammate that is camping in one area and not getting kills in Battlefield: Bad Company 2.

I had to mortar spite you because we were trying to capture C and you weren't doing shit, bro.

by duhJeenyus July 8, 2011