Sphincter Scale 

Some people are very {uptight}. They are tense, anxious and often very controlling or argumentative. What's important is their effect on other people. People's blood pressure goes up. Conflicts arise. Uptight people high on the sphincter scale cause are so tight in their rear-ends, that they cause tremors wherever they go.

She'll probably ruin the party because she's so uptight. She's a 10 on the Sphincter Scale

Sphincter Scale by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017

Sphincter Factor 

noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).

"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.

Sphincter Factor by Rancorr Blackmane August 5, 2009

sphincter gnome 

The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.

"god damn-it, my fucking sphincter gnome just bite my penis!"

sphincter gnome by truth teller never lie2 September 5, 2009

sphincter pudding

Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.

Lee, you fag! Is that sphincter pudding all over your face???

sphincter pudding by Billy B November 10, 2008

Sphincter Mouth

Very deep verticle wrinkles around a persons mouth. Typically seen on females who are heavy smokers.

Deb: Oh my, your friend Sally's mouth looks like a spincter.

Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.

Sphincter Mouth by Saurus-rex March 16, 2011

sphincter cut 

Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.

Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"

sphincter cut by bunthole June 21, 2011

Sphincter Plow 

To be yelled upon violently punching another's butt-hole.

When Sarah least expected it, I sphincter plowed her from behind.

Sphincter Plow by Liljohny September 5, 2011