A club that colleges love , but most people hate. Speech and Debaters are classified as geeks, but really they just know what they want- a career. And usually the people that look down upon speech and debate are the retards that are going to be pumping gas in four years anyway - so it doesn't matter
by kollective April 25, 2005

by Noms January 3, 2016

To say a word or phrase at the exact same time as another person. Was, in the Dark Ages, identified with a "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
(watching the the Crocodile hunter)
Lea/Ale: Look, crazy guy!
(bewildered stare)
Lea/Ale: Stop it.
(frightened stare)
Lea/Ale: AHHHHH
(later)
Ale: What a fine example of synchro-speech.
Lea/Ale: Look, crazy guy!
(bewildered stare)
Lea/Ale: Stop it.
(frightened stare)
Lea/Ale: AHHHHH
(later)
Ale: What a fine example of synchro-speech.
by i_can_haz_nipz_pierced?! February 5, 2009

An american right, to be able to say anything our hearts tell us to say.
If a person say's something someone else does not like they WILL NOT be persicuted for it.
If a person say's something someone else does not like they WILL NOT be persicuted for it.
If you Don't like what I say or write, don't listen to me or read my writings then you will not be offened by it.
by Jim Geddes October 20, 2004

Writing in 'Chav Speech' was actually invented for keyboards and typewriters as a means for taking quicker, easier and effective minutes in a meeting. - Original source: Mr J Swift.
Below is a perfect example of writing 'chav speech'.
if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.
if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.
by LearnSomethingNew March 29, 2009

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004

The process or act of trying to filter or censor someones speech. An artificial device or unnatural mindset used to stop the inappropriate comments an individual makes when they lack a natural ability to filter their own thoughts, words, or action.
We're going to my grandma's house to try and find her checkbook or debit card will you please go on speech dialysis so she doesn't think that I hang out with nothing but Savages... don't want to arouse suspicion.
by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020
