SpasmASM

The result of having a spasm whilst saying the word 'spasm'.

Renee: "Lately, I've been having lots of SpasmASMs -"

Molly: "Woah! Did you just have a spasm whilst saying the word spasm?! God, I have to put this on Urban Dictionary!"

by hyphens_attack October 20, 2011

spazmosis

A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.

I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

by SpazOne November 22, 2011

spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014

Spook-spasm

The involuntary spasm your body and/or face experiences, when you are suddenly spooked or unpleasantly surprised.

"That movie gave me several spook-spasms!"
"Oh my god, you look so ridiculous when your face spook-spasms!"
"You can't use this photo of me! I am having the craziest spook-spasm in it!

by Ollibabs February 25, 2015

word spasm

pronunciation: wurd spaz·uuuhhh·ummmm

noun
desperately throwing letters together in the hope that spell check will know what you mean and bail you out.

Related: grammar flailing, incompetence

"My computer was projecting during the meeting, so everyone saw my word spasm."

by Rude Horse August 20, 2018

Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011

spasming

The time a muscle or group of muscles in your body go ultra, super tight and shake uncontrollably for a period of time. Usually occurs among atheltes after extended periods of over-exertion on their muscles

Last night, my arm was spasming

by Aimée & Ryan February 9, 2006