spackledorfed

to be swindled, or "done wrong"

I've been spackledorfed!

by derpfish September 27, 2010

Spacket

Sperm packet for an insect. Also,

derogatory term, when used as an insult, similar to a douche bag.

"The male ant left his spacket, and performed a dance to entice the female ant with a dance."

"That 40 year old man trolling the clubs is such a Spacket."

by Miss Beags January 13, 2014

Birthday Spackle

Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!

Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!

by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010

spackeling

A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling.

For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com

by A-G-Dawg September 26, 2006

spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

by BdazzL January 6, 2007

Spaking

A positive term, even greater than saying "Spanking"

"That resort was spaking !"

by Spaking January 26, 2022

Spackle Ass

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.

I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.

by SweetBill December 28, 2005