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Sommer

A very short girl that loves kicking her friends' ankles and kneecaps. Hates boys and abuses them. Very sensitive and emotional. Very good at maths and art but can sometimes be lazy (not athletic). She looks like a tiny little grandpa smurf.
Boy: You're so tiny
Sommer: *threatens him with laptop bag and sends him to jesus*
by Sommer SMurf March 3, 2022
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Dirty Sommer

A "Dirty Sommer" is when you're fucking a girl anal, and she lets you go ass to mouth and face fuck her until her nose bleeds!!
Man, last night was insane!!!
I went home with this girl I met at the bar and I gave her a Dirty Sommer.....
I thought her nose was never going to stop bleeding!!
by Gandalf The Wise August 27, 2020
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Christina Hoff Sommers

An American author and former philosophy professor who is best known for her writings on and criticism of modern feminism. Two of her most notable books are “Who Stole Feminism?” and “The War on Boys”. She is also known for coining the terms "equity feminist" and "gender feminist." The former being about having equal legal rights between men and women, while the latter is having a gynocentric view on society, which is usually synonymous with hating men. Sommers considers herself an equity feminist and is critical of gender feminism. In 2013, she was awarded the Exceptional Merit in Media Award by the National Women's Political Caucus, founded by Gloria Steinem.

Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.
Christina Hoff Sommers brings up a great deal of interesting and factual information regarding feminism in modern-day society.
by spootyhead May 19, 2016
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Sommer

A name for girls who are random and dark and love llamas. And have amazing fashion sense, with a style all their own....

And they tend to wear skinny jeans with black and white stripes and other random colors.

And by dark I mean just a tad bit morbid.... ^^

Not to be confused with SUMMER.
Example:

Girl: Whoa, that Sommer is so random!!
Sommer's friend: Yeah, she loves her llamazzzz. ^^
by Iamallama July 4, 2011
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sommie

The most gangsta-est person in the world.

Eats babies and monkeys.
"I think sommie's a hooker."
"No, he's just gangsta."
by Fa shiz August 28, 2004
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Somma

A beautiful girl. She's fallen into her blu, courageous and dauntless. Judges in candor, gives in amity and erudite in undertakings. But she does NOT believe in love. Because to her love is NOT REAL . She says " it's all a game, a trick your mind plays on you to get a companion to fill your head. But if it ever existed... not amongst humans. Don't be deceived by love it is a plummeting hole you can't get out of that WILL leave you broken forever".
by CHIMBUSOMMA September 23, 2020
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Sommer

by Lucas73478738 November 16, 2018
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