Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.
by mem August 14, 2005
A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk
Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!
Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
by EMSP420 July 09, 2019
a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)
Many famous people are a fetus snatcher
by YeahImAidan June 27, 2011
The Bongo Snatcher is a giant creature the size of ten huge muscle men with a bean bag shaped body and thousands of tiny feet that go up’s it’s back. It’s got two frightening horns of stitched human flesh of many ethnicities and a billy goat beard and a second jaw which protrudes from its chin. That jaw it like a tub of acid and every time something falls in it the teeth on top close and lock you inside. On its sides it has a child sack were it keeps the baby fetuses. But the most terrorous part is the enormous fear inducing wang, uncircumcised of course. It’s a hook shape and can steal your woman and penetrate her with the force of a thousand trojan warriors.
Karen, put Timmy in the cage, the Bongo Snatcher is coming.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
by bongo69 November 26, 2019
Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
by Hotlan November 25, 2009
The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
by The puffy Wey December 30, 2013
Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.
Hogan is a cooch snatcher.
by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid October 28, 2007