smufficate

The act of sufficating your partner with your vagina while receiving oral sex. This is usually done while the female is stradling her partner's face while on top of him/her.

*cough* *cough* *wheez* "Honey, can you arch up a bit more, you'll smufficate me if you keep grinding on my face like that!"

"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"

by Dean the Mean Machine December 9, 2008

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.

A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!

Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.

by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011

Smofog

The word you use when you can’t determine whether or not in the air is fog or smog.
E.g. The air in Hong Kong, could be considered smog or fog, so just use smofog.
Used in cases when you cannot tell if smog or fog.

“Wow, the smofog is really visible today.”
“I can’t tell if that’s smog or fog, so its smofog.”

by Living Dreadful January 6, 2018

knob scoffer

Derogitory term to a mate that he likes to scoff knobs

Cam: I think I might go shopping for a new pair of shoes.
Lionel: You knob scoffer, the footys on!!

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Sloff

"Sloff" is a slang term originating in Scotland. It can be used in many ways, similar to "Beast"

It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.

"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:

1. has attained legendary status

2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot

3. someone who is good at a particular thing.

4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.

1. "Did you hear about Jim drinking a bottle of Jager in under an hour? Yeah! What a Sloff!"

2. "My wife's on her period, she's being a complete fucking Sloff."

3. "Vladimir over there is a proper sloff at jiu jitsu."

4. "Holy shit! Where the hell did you come from ya sloff!?"

by The Sloff December 17, 2011

smaff

Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.

I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.

by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009

smuff

Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.

Hey that smuff looks cool.

by godlyfigure November 25, 2011