smallen

to make something smaller.

"that door would be fine, but we just need to smallen it down a bit for it to fit"

by Nicky Howells August 14, 2007

smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

smellevator

The prank associated with purposefully passing gas in an elevator before closing the doors. The flatulence is trapped in the box and sent to other destinations.

Some jerk left me a smellevator and I had to take the stairs.

by Swampwaffle January 2, 2014

sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016

justin smelling alexa

Some horny teenage boy who has a ear fetish. He has a nostril cycle that happens over the course of the year similar to the menstrual cycle. He has an obsession with smelling a girl by the name of Alexa in her left ear. Many realistic jokes are made about Justin smelling Alexa, which he is in denial about.

Person 1: Hey Dude did you see Justin smelling Alexa?
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!

by flash gorden May 28, 2017

Stellent

Really, really slow, extreemly unreliable, and hella expensive.

this system is so Stellent.

by I'm having a Stellent day June 5, 2003

Smellebration

Smellebration is when you walk into someones office or room and give them an air sample of last nights dinner. A large fart that is so bad they try to choke it up.

Walked into Brads office today and had a smellebration, he could not run away fast enough it was such a bad fart he could taste it.

by Nelppik April 30, 2010