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Maple Syrup Slurper

A pejorative word defining someone of Canadian origin
Andrew Tamchyna, you are such a maple syrup slurper.
by ruggerhuh March 18, 2011
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cum slurper#0071

a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.

she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.

everyone: i agree!
by spermi wermi 42069 May 16, 2022
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septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well
mike panz is a fucking septic slurper
by RAMROD October 10, 2003
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Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009
mugGet the Cum Guzzling Baby Slurpermug.

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!
by Andy April 17, 2005
mugGet the Cunt rejecting sperm slurpermug.

penis slurper

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better
by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023
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Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.
person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"
by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023
mugGet the Noodle slurpermug.

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