(n.)
1.) a girl who gets so severely intoxicated at a party that despite how good looking she may be, her rambling and overt slutish behavior turn her off to everyone (sometimes can be used toward a male, but that can be risky)
2.) a party that is either one of epic proportion or spans more than two consecutive days (the latter party mainly occurs with large groups of hippies)
1.) a girl who gets so severely intoxicated at a party that despite how good looking she may be, her rambling and overt slutish behavior turn her off to everyone (sometimes can be used toward a male, but that can be risky)
2.) a party that is either one of epic proportion or spans more than two consecutive days (the latter party mainly occurs with large groups of hippies)
"Damn girl, you are quite the slopfest tonight!"
or
"Remember that time I sold my Volkswagen and bought enough LSD to keep us tripping for a week? That was a total slopfest, man."
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"Remember that time I sold my Volkswagen and bought enough LSD to keep us tripping for a week? That was a total slopfest, man."
by C.J.G. - Jew Slice, yo. January 5, 2005
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Get the slef mug.Someone who frequently loses races, is considered by most to be slow and is always overly sensitive.
A Slowflake might also be referred as a Bitch, Libtard, Fucktard, ZX10 Owner or LS Powered Vehicle Owner.
These people always make excuses for losing and then get offended when people talk about it or post videos of them getting gapped.
You’ll often catch a Slowflake trying to deflect the attention from their own slow piece of shit to someone they know or claim to know. Someone from Clarksville might say “he ain’t worth your gas” or “my buddy has a car...”. Resist the urge to argue or educate. They are born this way and are considered academically unreachable.
Slowflakes will rarely call anyone out, but if their balls drop or they get a little squirt of Testosterone, then they just might. But there is a very high probability they will No Show. You then refer to them as #NoShow... until they finally race you.
Slowflakes have also been known to call out a known slower car in an effort to pad their stats in the “win” column. These victim races can be upwards of 200+ HP handicaps, but the snowflake needs these races to refer to when the “excuse factory” gets fired up from the inevitable next loss to equal competition.
A Slowflake might also be referred as a Bitch, Libtard, Fucktard, ZX10 Owner or LS Powered Vehicle Owner.
These people always make excuses for losing and then get offended when people talk about it or post videos of them getting gapped.
You’ll often catch a Slowflake trying to deflect the attention from their own slow piece of shit to someone they know or claim to know. Someone from Clarksville might say “he ain’t worth your gas” or “my buddy has a car...”. Resist the urge to argue or educate. They are born this way and are considered academically unreachable.
Slowflakes will rarely call anyone out, but if their balls drop or they get a little squirt of Testosterone, then they just might. But there is a very high probability they will No Show. You then refer to them as #NoShow... until they finally race you.
Slowflakes have also been known to call out a known slower car in an effort to pad their stats in the “win” column. These victim races can be upwards of 200+ HP handicaps, but the snowflake needs these races to refer to when the “excuse factory” gets fired up from the inevitable next loss to equal competition.
Example: The Clarksville car scene is full of Slowflakes. Always whining, making excuses and are usually very slow.
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Get the Slowfarter mug.Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)
Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)
Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"
Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.
Sloft hearted and hardheaded.
Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.
Sloft hearted and hardheaded.
by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011
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A sensation when a beautifully designed heeled shoes (usually Christian Louboutin) are worn by a woman.
A sensation when a beautifully designed heeled shoes (usually Christian Louboutin) are worn by a woman.
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Get the shoefet mug.1. I spent the whole day sleeffing.
2. She was fired for sleeffing.
3. I only sleeff after eating in the afternoon.
2. She was fired for sleeffing.
3. I only sleeff after eating in the afternoon.
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