I told her I would give her head after she gave me head, But I just put the condom on after she was done sucking me. She got swindled!
by treyrobs August 7, 2014
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Oh man, I just got scat juice all over my Kindle and now it's not working.
Friend: Bummers brah, you should've bought the Skindle, it resists scat juice and comes with a splatter guard and a lotion dispenser.
Friend: Bummers brah, you should've bought the Skindle, it resists scat juice and comes with a splatter guard and a lotion dispenser.
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I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.
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Get the shindlers mug.N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.
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