sleepless in seattle

when you stick your erect penis into your partners mouth while they are asleep, then you plug their nose so they can not breath and wake up, when they wake up, you urinate in their mouth

i gave my women a sleepless in seattle for talking back last night.

by ghettothug1212 January 29, 2007

Skeetle Der

Two words that can be used to describe just about anything.

Can you grab the skeetle der off the table?
Wheres the skeetle der?
I went to skeetle the der

by Skeeds July 10, 2017

Sleeple

A term used to mock people who say they are woke without realizing how incredibly stupid they actually are. People who believe any dumb youtube video and act like have inside information about conspiracies and are experts on the topic now. These people are sleeple. woke = asleep.

I really hate hearing these dumbass sleeple talk about flat earth and the illuminati .

by 19Junkhead84 December 1, 2019

sweetlemon

A pigeon that had undergone sexual intercoarse with a human being.

Man yesterday i found this pigeon in my back yard, MAN it was a sweetlemon.

by Crow_3434 January 16, 2007

Skeetle

A particular female that you find attractive and would like to take home for the night. Also refers to a hot girl in general, does not have to be a one night stand. Originates from the work "Skeet."

Wow, look at that skeetle across the bar!

by Bewstin18 April 17, 2009

skeetler

Derived from the root word "Skeet", in combination with the word "Hitler." Used to describe the appearance of a mustachethat is much the same as Hitler's, but in the form of the Sexual Act commonly known as the "Dirty Sanchez."
Even though there is no direct relation of Hitler to the Nation of Mexico, the mustache is widely regarded as "ideal" for performing the act of the "Skeetler."
Performed much the same way as the "Dirty Sanchez", the Skeetler combines the act of drawing a "shitstache" on her upper lip with blowing your load all over her face.

I gave Amanda a Skeetler last night, because she is a Dirty Skank Ass Ho Bag with no intelligence, titties, skills, or verifiable income (except for prostitution).

by Jimmybobo October 20, 2007

sheetlebug

Something small that makes you want to cuss.

OR

Something small that annoys you.

The door kept squeaking like a sheetlebug.

She kept writing these little sheetlebug notes to me, LOL they were SO ANNOYING!

by TolyAwesome August 6, 2009