slapdick

A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.

Dana Nichlos , Joe Bob

Joe-Bob is such a fucking slapdick

by T Dizzle Boi July 24, 2007

slapdick

game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.

My balls were bruised during slapdick.

by Toke1 April 27, 2006

SlapStick

When you lick your hand and slap someone on the forehead with it

Lets give that guy a slapstick

by Jonny August 11, 2003

Slapsdick

Funny Porn. What porn with a large comedic component should be called

Guy 1: Dude he shot his load and the cameraman!
Guy 2: Lol I know! that's slapsdick for ya!

by Thybeardliness December 19, 2014

slapstick mcconaughey

a no-name person, usually used in a derogative way; someone who tries to be bigger than they are, but comes across as stupid.

A naked man runs by screaming, "Freedom!"

Tim: (choking on a milkshake) Woah! Who the hell was that?
Adam: I don't know, some slapstick mcconaughey...
Tim: What?

by Jerk McGuirk July 16, 2008

Samadick

Another way of saying " Suck my dick" without getting caught.

" Nigga Samadick"

by Swagg3rBabii August 23, 2009

slapabich

slappin da bich in the mo effin hood. you do this wen yo bich get cracieee.

Jerry was so mad he didn't get to help rob the express mart he decided to slapabich.

by Pimp Long Schlong December 4, 2009