skitch

Combination of skit and sketch. Frequently used by members of Friday Night Live, a student comedy troupe at Alfred University.

Your stupid skitch is cut from the show.

by Andrew Schwartz February 25, 2005

Skitch

A skanky bitch. Usually someone who burps a lot.

"Hey did you see Marlene doing it with those 2 girls? She is such a Skitch!"

by cssninja January 10, 2012

skitch

skanky bitch

Omigosh! Carly is such a skitch.

by yourfiniestnightmare April 25, 2014

skitch

Verb to describe body fluids spraying.

That gore movie was disgusting, when the lawnmower went over his chest there was was blood skitching everywhere.

by missmoon January 24, 2009

skitch

to skitch: v; removing detritus from clothing, either worn by the subject or by another, using a vigorous picking and/or brushing motion.

The day after, she found herself headed back to her flat on the subway, skitching splooge off her suede skirt.

by Girl Obscured May 6, 2005

skitch slap

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.

The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.

by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010