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Size whore 

A heterosexual woman, most often very attractive, whose only requirement for sex or a relationship is a large penis, and who cares not for any other aspect of a man, and is willing to discriminate against a man for not having a huge wanger.
"Did you see that double-ugly obnoxious asshole Jemal has got himself another 10 out of 10 girlfriend?"
"Wow, he must really have a great personality and sense of humour"
"What?! That isn't it at all, you Liberal waste of a mind! The girl is just another size whore, like all females!"
Size whore by Wakethefuckup! September 4, 2011
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size queen 

A person who sinks to their knees in the presence of a gloriously huge cock. Actions that follow as a result of such obsession often include licking, sucking, slurping, head bobbing, deepthroating, gagging, glugging, nut gargling, turkey slapping, facials and swallowing.
Katie: "OMG Becky, you're such a size queen! This is going on Snapchat!!"
Becky: "Shut up Katie, you know you want it too!" *slurping*
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Size 8 Lockpick 

The act of kicking open a locked door or container with your boot.
I was trying to open the shipping container and realised it was locked. I then applied my Size 8 lockpick to remedy the situation. Job Done!

size game 

How's someone's penis size is
Yo bro, Jack's size game weak as fuck!
size game by hood team® May 27, 2015

size inspector 

A perverted girl who always wonders how big of a dick everyone has. Somehow she finds out!
Politician: I can't believe Hillary! She's such a size inspector
size inspector by Walrus guy February 6, 2017

Size 13 men’s nikes 

a torture device look out for dem size 13 men’s nikes
I wear size 13 men’s nikes. bEaT tHaT
Size 13 men’s nikes by how.rude October 22, 2019
A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
Size King by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008