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simple soup

A consolidation of utter basicness. Can refer to a gathering of basic bitches or boring-ass situations
If you are in an environment with more than one basic person, you might find yourself in a simple soup
by yousassinme February 26, 2015
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simpleflips

A popular Super Mario 64 player who gets a lot of shoutouts and constantly gets stuck in gay baby jail.
Shoutouts to SimpleFlips.

Hey SimpleFlips, mom here again, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I don't know what that is, but a quick Google search shows SimpleFlips subscribers are linked with an overdose of Toad faces. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent.
by Galaxtic September 29, 2017
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Simpism

A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.
“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”

“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”
by young bumpkin November 7, 2019
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Simpist

A simpist is someone who goes over the line of simping HARDCORE basically if you took simp+simp and added them you would get a simpist, they tend to simp soooo hard until they get nudes once they acquire the nudes they ghost the girl and move on to next subject
"That dude Juan is a simpist ong"
by NorthRug November 13, 2020
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simpin hard

when your simpin over that one person and can’t stop, so your listening to sad music, and just being your sad self while thinkin about your crush or that special someone...
person #1: hey, how’s it goin with ya crush
person #2: man i’m simpin hard :(
by simpin_girl July 30, 2019
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Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.
Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.
by stoned manatee May 29, 2014
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simpitry

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy
dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry
by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020
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