pussy on your sideburns

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky
Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"
by Yank meplease December 02, 2009
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Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.
"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.
by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008
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When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.
by PokemoNTickleR December 11, 2009
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When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 23, 2018
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Sideburns-Pube

James: I shaved my pubes the other day
Jacob: Did you get you get your Sideburns-Pube
James: Yeah I it was the hardest place to get
by LOLER12 September 06, 2016
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Upside-down sideburn

When your asshair connects to your pubes and form a circle of hair on your nether region
Macs upside-down sideburn was a horrific sight to look at when he stood over my face butt naked
by Jimpson October 31, 2020
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Sideburn Sally

When you get to the end of the joint and there is basically none left but you keep puffing
All smoking in the Suzuki swift down the leisure car park and Kate Jones’s said “you’ve sideburn sally’ed that”
by Alejandro2475 July 30, 2019
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