pussy on your sideburns

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky

Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"

by Yank meplease December 2, 2009

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Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.

"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

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Put this pussy on your sideburns

When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.

Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.

by PokemoNTickleR December 10, 2009

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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

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sour sideburns

The case of sour sideburns is when a person has consumed too large amounts of sour types of food, candy and beverages, right up to the point where the person in question can feel a painful, constant sting on both the sides of their tongue.

"I won't kiss you, it'll hurt like hell."
"why?"
"duh. I've got the sour sideburns"

by The pyromaniac November 7, 2009

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