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shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.
Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!
by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012
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Shirtless Picture

A photo a guy sends you with their shirt off showing themselves off. Generally sent when he likes you.
Omg Tommy just sent me a shirtless picture! I think he likes me!
by terrifictoledo December 15, 2019
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Sweaty Shirtless Rolling Bro's (SSRB's)

Bros that have taken their shirt off and are dancing like idiots, completely rolled out on ecstasy. Frequently seen at concerts (especially jam band, techno, and electronica shows) and college parties, SSRB's generally kill the mood for any non-bros in the group.
"I had a great time at the concert, but there were way to many Sweaty Shirtless Rolling Bro's (SSRB's). Kinda lame."
by illegallydead April 18, 2010
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Shirtless Wonder

Any man who poses for his pictures on Facebook shirtless, every time, without fail. Pictures usually taken with a cell phone in the bathroom mirror, or flexing for his friends. The only picture more annoying than this is the " Duck Face " photo.
Dude, check out the shirtless wonder she just added as a friend!
by annoyedchick February 20, 2011
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shitless

When nothing and nobody can disturb, annoy or otherwise anger an individual. They could be said to be shitless.
I told lawrence he stank of shit and he said 'sound'

Wow lawrence is one shitless motherfucker
by johnbyrne2122 March 6, 2014
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shitness

Aw, you shitness!
by ryanle3 November 11, 2009
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shiftless

a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.
e.e. cummings wrote many of his poems in the shiftless style, using no upper-case letters at all.
by samuel ross August 24, 2005
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