Boogie is getting too old to jump on the couch, so I had to Cat Shui my house so the pussy could could move around!
by ndrew52 April 24, 2011
one of the first schools of interior design, teaching basic rules for combining materials so that there's no clash.
both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.
is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?
both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.
is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.
I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010
In ancient times as well as today, Bong Shui,pronounced in English as Bongʃweɪ ("Bong shway"), was known as "Kan-Yu" which means 'Stoned or extremely high in The Law of Heaven and Earth.’ Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "Inhaling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from the following Movie Cheech and Chong by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
Once I shifted my couch according to the practice of Bong Shui, the afternoon sun was no longer a buzz kill.
by T. Crnko November 8, 2007
Used as a verb to describe the movement of an object or idea from one place to another, ostensibly to improve it, or its surroundings in some way.
I wasn't able to sleep until I feng shuied the couch onto its end.
Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?
Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?
by divine.deletia January 12, 2006
the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!
"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
by Brian March 6, 2003
My parents gave me a last minute call that they were going to stop by so I had to pull a little Fool Shui to make my apartment look good.
by clean&shaggy October 19, 2010