The aftermath of rigorous sexual activity that results in the rearrangement of your furniture, whether it be living room, dining room or bedroom.
... Robin came over last night. She wasn't only a screamer, she totally fuck shui'd my living room furniture.
by sceeter December 21, 2010
The art of arranging one's penis and testicles in underwear so as to create the illusion of enhanced girth and/or length.
Example 1: "I worked some hung shui magic and now it looks like I'm packin' serious sausage."
Example 2: "Did Jimmy stuff a potato in his pants?" "No, he just did some hung shui."
Example 2: "Did Jimmy stuff a potato in his pants?" "No, he just did some hung shui."
by SuperRobert December 17, 2010
Dude your apartment is so wrong shui, my neck hurts from sitting at that funny angle while watching porn last night
by Scoddy November 3, 2010
n. Female secretions released when sexually aroused. The term comes from Mandarin and literally means "love water".
by Newologism June 16, 2008
like feng shui - items placed in a room for a particular reason, but only the guy that placed them there knows that reason.
after my dad picked up in the tv room i couldn't find the remote or the magazine i was reading. they were in his favorite chair - must be his "guy shui"
by Ginger Allgerd December 17, 2009
Used as a verb, "feng shui" means making a bad situation into a good situation by acting right. It could also refer to being cool, discreet, collected, and nonchalant. It can be similar to "Lope."
"So, was the party you went to awkward? You didn't know anyone there."
"Nah, I feng shuied it."
"Cops are here. Feng shui it."
"Nah, I feng shuied it."
"Cops are here. Feng shui it."
by alphabet gumdrop August 21, 2008
Ed: Dude I see your mom rearranged your living room again.
Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.
Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.
by Scout was fat. September 18, 2011