shrinkter

ingrown hair on the base of the scrotum, usually has a bloody sort of puss oozing out when looked at carefully

"Jerry, I refuse to suck with that shrinkter right there."

by T Breezy-The Shrinktinator January 4, 2008

shrinket

a short psychiatrist

I can't meet you for coffee. I have an appointment with my shrinket today.

by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010

shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.

You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.

by Table talk! May 14, 2019

shpinkers

Noun. (pronounced Shh-pink-ers

1) A word that has been deciphered by a Jewish philosopher that just so happen to be shorts.

Friend 1: Dude so I went into the bathroom and pulled down my shpinkers and that shit smelled immediately!

Friend 2: Sounds like a good shit!

by Kings of Shpinker July 30, 2009

shrieker

Noun referring to a creature in the third life cycle phase of the graboid life form.

Unlike the solitary graboids, shriekers are pack hunters, using their numbers to bring down large prey.

by Master of Evöl March 21, 2011

shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

shlinker

A person whom trains, befriends, and becomes a loyal companion to dogs.

My Shlink's love's me as her shlinker, because we are best friends.

by anonymous February 25, 2022